- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

You should never talk to strangers.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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