- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Republicans

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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