- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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