- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

2 women were sitting quietly

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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