Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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