A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Meow.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A black guy with his family.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Scientology.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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