wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Facebook...

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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