- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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