Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Spread the net.

hello

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

poop

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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