Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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I have no ideas.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Hey

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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