If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

So. The gays. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

...NO.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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