- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

It burns when I pee sometimes.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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