A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

I have a crush on my dad.

Alex Eggbert

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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