- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

bum sex lol

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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