What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

women outside of the kitchen

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A child with cancer grows up.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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So. The gays. ...

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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