Knock knock whos there punctuation

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Woman's rights.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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