what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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