OBAMA

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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I'm gay.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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69

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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