John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Farts smell bad!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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