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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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hi

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Canida

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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