What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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A black goes to college

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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what happens during a climax apples

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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