- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

No. Yes.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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