- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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