What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Land Rovers

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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