- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Potato.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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