- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

A jew go out of a bar

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

That's Racist

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

minecraft

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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