Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

OGC - tilt your head

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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