- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

weiner? balls

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

knock knock!! kanye west

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

I'm off to my tank guys!

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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