- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

Where is my tractor?

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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