Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Your time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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