Where's my shotgun

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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black people

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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69, hahaha

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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I'm a like whore

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the real mccoy

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Anti Joke

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