What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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