- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Penis

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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