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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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