- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

My mom caught me masturbating.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Wheelchair high jump

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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