A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

Homework.

Take my wife- to the store.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

who smells? •Liam

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What time is it? 10:58

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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