Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

women outside of the kitchen

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

asian drivers.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Nothing yet CC

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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