wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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baby loves lalma

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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That didn't hurt.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Black Veil Brides.

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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