- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Good.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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