What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

PUDDING

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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