- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

connor sucks

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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