whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Canada

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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who eats pencils asians

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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guess what what? nothing.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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