What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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I can Nazi

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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