- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's 9+10=? 19

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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