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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

space is fun

Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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