What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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