A Banana wrote this...

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Homework.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Hello

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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