- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Woman's rights.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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