- Anti Joke

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Civil Rights.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Ryan Chang is funny.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Civil Rights.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Ryan Chang is funny.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering