A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What abou three times

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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