Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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69, hahaha

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Wade's the father

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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