A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

knock knock

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

hey.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

LOL May Wong

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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