Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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