- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

nine...eleven

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

lick my ballsack.... ok

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

Women

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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