What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

There's no "i" in tim.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

knock knock go away ok

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

my mom raped yerr foot

George Bush.

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