What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Don't think of granny porn

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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