- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Your Mom.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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