What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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