Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

who farted your mother

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

A day without sunshine is like night.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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