How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Nobody cares.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Women's sports

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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