- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

potatoes

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Potato.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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