Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Woman's rights.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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9/11/2001

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What's up? A direction...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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