Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Men's rights.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Anti Joke

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