What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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