A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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9/11/2001

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What's up? A direction...

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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