What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

your mom

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Hippopatomous!

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

Anti Joke

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