- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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