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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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