why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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