- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Alex Eggbert

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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