Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Romney 2012

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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